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| Monday, February 05, 2007 |
| You Know You're a Stitcher When... |
You Know You're a Stitcher When...
written by Martha Beth Lewis
....you see a number on a street sign, in a shop window, in the hymnal, etc. and you immediately think of a floss color
....and you know exactly what that color is!
....and your friend knows exactly what you mean, too
....you have the full set of DMC floss
....you refer to colors by their DMC numbers
....you take skeins of floss to the paint store to match colors. Worse: You don't need the skeins; you remember the color exactly.
....your family knows to check their clothes for floss snippets before leaving the house
....your family knows not to walk barefoot around your stitching nest
....your family knows not to bother you when you're counting
....the pet knows it won't get any attention once you pick up your needle
....you look at the clock and see it's 6 PM, and what you planned for dinner is still in the freezer
....your family eats carry-in more than once a week
....you have more projects planned than you could stitch in ten lifetimes
....you cruise through your local shop when you don't need a thing "just in case."
....your family knows that when you've gone "out to play," you've gone to your local shop or to a friend's house to stitch
....your stash is huge, but you add to it anyway
....your stash is hidden beneath your bed and distributed to several closets so your family won't know how large it truly is
....when you're on vacation or away from home on business, one of the first things you do is check the local phone book for the locations of the needlework shops
....you'd rather have a gift certificate to your favorite shop for your anniversary than a piece of jewelry
....you have a pair of scissors just for clipping metallic threads
....you hide all your sewing scissors from the family
....dustballs begin to reproduce because you give them no attention because you'd rather be stitching
....you know what Orvus is and you don't have a horse
....you have some Orvus and you don't have a horse
....you haunt sporting goods departments for tackle boxes and other nifty containers to store your floss, metallics, etc
....refusing to go someplace on vacation until you KNOW where the shops are and have extracted promises of a visit to each.
....when your football team team is playing a super-important game and you pass up a chance to see it in HDTD, on a huge screen and socialize with other graduates so you can stay home by yourself and watch it on your tiny non-HDTV so you can stitch!
....there isn't a needlework magazine you haven't read
....and you subscribe to most of them
....your briefcase has a lunchtime project in it and your car glove compartment has an emergency project in it
....you buy database software so you can catalogue all your charts and magazines
....you haven't started this yet because you're too busy stitching.
....and adding to your stash
....you buy charting software so you can chart your own designs
....you've been known to stay up 'way past your bedtime just to do "one more stitch."
....you've introduced someone else to your stitching addiction. |
posted by Greg @ 3:36 PM  |
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Well, I guess this means I have it real bad. Oh well, it could be worse!
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Well, I guess this means I have it real bad. Oh well, it could be worse!